What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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your mother hates you

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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