Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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That's what she didn't say

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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