guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Whats white and sticky fluff

Like this joke, bitch.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

What's 9+10? 19

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Anti Joke

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