What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

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Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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"Want to hear a joke? Tough."

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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That's what she didn't say

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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