How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Chicken

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

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Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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What's 9+10? 19

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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