- Anti Joke

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Wade

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!