- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It can never be certain, as chickens are incapable of communicating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. ouch.

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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