- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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