Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

What would you rather do or drag a board?

poo

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Deadly cancer.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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