Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Dogs in my home.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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Wade

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Men's Sports

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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