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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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poo

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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so dont touch it.

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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