What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Kelly Clarkson

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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AIDS

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

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Anti Joke

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