What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

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Oh...okay, good.

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Spell: “This word”

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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