- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Xzibit

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

s e m e n

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he obviously had to attend to his planned schedule which involved a meeting which was to take place on the opposite side of the road.

What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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