Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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kiss me?

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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involved parents.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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connor sucks

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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meme

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Because one of them looked at him funny.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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