Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

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what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

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NAACP

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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