- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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