What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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You're tall.

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i dont like chris

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These Jokes suck.

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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