why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

poo is yummy

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Tim and Eric

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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