- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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