Woman.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

the jokes are repetitive on this site

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Zach Barlow

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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