A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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A black man in a country bar.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Jason Connor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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