Jason Connor.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Women's Rights.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Woman.

What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Why did the blond put a condom on her hear? So, she would not get hearing ads.

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

Woman rights.

What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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