- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

George Bush.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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