- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

my captcha says : forkin chickens

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What did the Homosexual say to the Southern American? I'm A Homosexual. What did the Southern American say back? I Respect That.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Rick santorum

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

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