you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the jew die Really...

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

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