Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Sac

Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

your mom died.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

School

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

A seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Come in.

Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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