Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Tony Romo

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Sarah Palin

your mum

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

Bob dole

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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