- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

Get in the car.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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