- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

I just can't stand sitting down!

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

mc hammers income.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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