- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I ponder

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Why did Hanna fall of the swing She had no arms or legs Knock knock Whose there Not Hanna Haha

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Homosexuals are gay.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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