Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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2 women were sitting quietly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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