How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Women's sports

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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I can't see my forehead

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A Panda walks into a bar and orders a drink, he then shoots the bartender and leaves. The people are shocked and the panda is arrested.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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wanna hear a good anti-joke? no, anti-jokes are a waste of time.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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