There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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if life gives you lemonnde your probally halusinating

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Fox News.

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Hello

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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You Know Wats Funny? Jokes....

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Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

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Your Mom.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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