What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What's the deal with airline food?

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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