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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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