- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

What's the deal with airline food?

rebecca is a hard worker

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between black and white. Nothing they're both colors.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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