- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

I LIKE TRAINS

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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