poo is yummy

If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Tim and Eric

Melbourne Football Club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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