- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

your mum

knock knock who's there?

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

BOTTOM!!!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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