A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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This is not a joke

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Women's rights.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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crap!!

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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