I LIKE TRAINS

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

No.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

roses are black violets are black im blind

your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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