Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

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