What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Anti Joke

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