What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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knock, knock. come in.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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