Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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kiss me?

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Your mums a penis joke.

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Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Muslim athletes.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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