- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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