What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

Spread the net.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

so dont touch it.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Women's rights

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

kiss me?

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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