- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

skurfboards we love fat kids

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

knock knock Come in!!!

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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