PUDDING

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wanna hear a joke. i do to

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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Women's rights

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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