- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

What did the alcoholic say to his priest? I'm Drunk. The priest says "Your drunk go home". He barely makes it.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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