What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What's cold and icy? Ice

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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