Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Your mom is fat

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

You're Adopted.

a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Anti Joke

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