A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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civil rights

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There is a man with the surname of Westmoreland. This is a terrible name.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bicycle? She doesn't have a bicycle. She also doesn't have legs.

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Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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