How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Why did the little girl die Because she was kidnapped by a rapist, and defiled repeatedly, and then to get a ransom from her family the kidnapper slowly pulled out her fingernails and toenails, and sent them to the family the same thing happened with her fingers, toes, hands, feet, arms, legs, teeth, tounge, hair, and eyes, then she died of blood loss after nearly 2 months of torture.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN **DOLPHIN NOISE*** you

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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