- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

Why did it take so long for the baby's to paint my wall? I didn't throw them hard enough.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

shammmm is a lesbian.

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

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