Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

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I said I hate niiggers

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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