Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Michael Castillo is gay

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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Anti Joke

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