- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Jesus was a good guy

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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