I am a n1gger.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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Welcome to die!

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Spotto

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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