Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Your mama's so fat.

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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