Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Women.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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raping black women

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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