- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

pickle juice?

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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