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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Penis

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!