If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

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Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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drake

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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An English man walks into a pub.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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