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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

Did you know that I can't talk any louder than this... Exept when I can

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

Billy Corgan: The world is a vampire! Me: No it's not. The world is a mass of mineral compounds that floats in space approximately 93,020,000 miles from the sun. It is not, in fact, a vampire.

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