Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

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Today is May 18 2016.

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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