How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Jesus once got nailed to a cross, beaten and gave his life in order to prove he was immortal. Safe to say, people remain impressed even 2000 years later. Moral: Lol, hey, its quite a feat, but what life did he give if he was immortal? Jesus is a okay dude though, he stole donkeys from stables (for transport) and when his disciples asked if stealing was bad he replied: God will provide for them. Awesome.

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Strawberries!

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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