Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Xzibit

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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whats the dif...mexicans are gay

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Anti Joke

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