- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

Yes.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

since when?

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

^that joke a piece of shit

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