Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Where do you live? In a house

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A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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A man is about to rape a girl. Before penetration he carefully and correctly applies a condom as he practices safe sex and is not yet ready to father a child.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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You have cancer

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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why do you care?

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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