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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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