- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Whats an Anti Joke

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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