- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

I am on a escalator.

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

why does one side of a v-flock of geese have more birds? Because it does.

I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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