Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Anagram.

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The knocking didn’t cease. It grew harder as the voice grew louder. “Let me in! Let me in! LET ME IN!” The knocking grew so fierce it could have shattered the door. Tears leaked from her eyes. “What do I do,” she thought “should I open the door?” The knocking was more than she could bear. “I know you’re in there, Kat.” it said. Her stomach twisted, her breath caught in her throat, and tears now streamed down her face. “Go away!” she shouted finally. “Let me in!” it screamed in response. “Leave me alone!” she cried. The voice and the knocking echoed in her head, making her more nauseous than before. Reaching for the lock hesitantly, she sucked up her tears and held her breath, unlocking the door and throwing it open. Nothing was there. The tree stood in the yard unmoving, no wind. Nothing. She shut the door, shaking in fear. With the click of the lock, the room grew cold. Goose-bumps covered her skin. “Thank you for letting me in.” a voice whispered behind her.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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... i forgot the joke :p

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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