- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE WHITE MAN TALK TO THE BLACK MAN TO LIGHTEN HIM UP

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Turn around.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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