Hey Shea

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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u jelly?

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What's funnier than poop? More poop

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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