- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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